Say what?

You know, there's some things I never thought I'd hear on a morning sports talk show.

The phrase "there's a bunch of sexy tentacles coming off of this thing" was near the top of the list. But that's the phrase I heard this morning watching Mike & Mike in the Morning while they were discussing the Roger Clemens congressional testimony this afternoon.

Maybe it's the fact that I'm exhausted, or maybe I'm just perverted, but isn't there a number of phrases that might be -- I don't know -- more appropriate than "sexy tentacles" when discussing tangential stories from an interesting news story? Unless the lead story -- and I hope you pardon my word choice here -- explicitly involves Japanese women in schoolgirl uniforms. Then who knows, 'sexy tentacles' may be entirely appropriate.